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Friday, December 30, 2005

SURREAL IN THE CITY...

DO YOU SEE WHAT IMEE? AND TOUCHING THE NOLI ME TANGERE...
Manila, truly the city where Franz Kafka wears a smile. If Philippine politics weren't already perversely absurd enough, someone sends me this link. Apparently, Ilocos Congresswoman Imee Marcos, former presidential daughter, Kabataang Barangay leader, and mother of sexually ambiguous denims model, Borgy Manotoc, has a fan named Joey. Click onto his site here. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or recommend a restraining order. The music selections are absolutely precious to say the least.
Photo: Borgy on the left, his mama on the right.

Oh, and Happy New Year and Jose Rizal day too, everyone. It's been 109 years since the man was put to death in Luneta for TRYING to tell us what was wrong with Philippine society through his books Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo. Let's hope we finally listen to him this year.

21 Comments:

Blogger Senor Enrique said...

Undoubtedly, after checking out his site (altar?), this guy, Joey, truly adores Imee. And who would have guessed that boy sitting next to her would grow up to be a great model with international potential.

And yes, I, too, wish that we Filipinos really take to heart Rizal's words of wisdom.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Joey, he's obviously misguided and has a LOT of time on his hands. And isn't cosmetic surgery the neatest thing? I don't recall Imee looking like that back when we were in school.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Goddess said...

So, Josephine, how do you feel about that?

;)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Urbano dela Cruz said...

"I have had a B-I-G CRUSH on her since her Kabataang Barangay* days."

-how old is Joey???? He was old enough to get a crush on Imee when she was at the helm of the KB?!? He must be at least in his late 40s! which makes this even more pathetic.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't help but burst into laughter after seeing that so-called tribute.
I literally cried laughing. The intro music alone was so freaky, It reminded me of the carnival episode from "Are you afraid of the dark".

Thank God I'm not Imee

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is just freakin wrong.... the guy's madly in love...
and look at imee's website linked to that site... it's as if she's some kind of freaky pop star!

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Skunkeye said...

Hi-larious!
Happy New Year to you and the missus and please give my regards to everyone!

6:44 AM  
Blogger Mila Tan said...

CREEPY! Does she know she's got a stalker?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are one yucky, eecky guy Joey! To borrow Cristina Pecson's line, "When will Filipinos stop glorifying criminals?" This criminal family (the Marcoses) needs to be put were they rightfully belong - IN JAIL!

3:36 PM  
Blogger Ronald Allan said...

Man, that's creepy. :-)

I hope we finally learn something from Rizal this year, but somehow, I'm not holding my breath. :-)

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey is a trashy low life. Who knows Imelda paid him to create that site. Knowing Imelda's choice of music and buying votes. Its no surprise.

2:56 AM  
Anonymous Skunkeye said...

Haha, I have my own Imee experiences which I will tell you in confidence.
Happy New Year, pare!

10:13 AM  
Blogger Victor Vibal said...

Joey must have a crush on Imee. Joey is probably in his 50s to have a crush on Imee or could it be on....

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your description of Borgy. Sexually ambigious. I haven't heard that said about the boy.
I will support your restraining order-- on Joey from the internet!
Imee can deal with the weirdos herself.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Borgy ambiguous? Am I imagining things? Adrogynous nga ang look ni Borgy na ngayon pero hindi siya ganito date....now i find his brothers who are not models more manly in a sense...Of course Borgy is lakakeng-lalake, but you know what, eversince he returned from that NY school; there was a dash of femininism in him. When he started to grow his hair longer ala Michael Jackson---remember that swatch poster near Landmark--parksquare2 Makati about 3 years ago....parang I could sense something happened to him in NeW York......(Like what!!!!----Getting raped by a Negro backstage? Too much snorting? Or what???? di ba those drugs...some of them makes you do things your buddy becomes a girl or what) Im just speculating but the old Borgy BEFORE and AFTER NY were kinda different....I just felt it in my bones.....I never thought someone like you felt this too....

....So NOW Ornussa is just a front now...at ako!....ako na ang susunod na lover ni Borgy! (kidding)

(Ate Gay ha ha)--im not the artista, but im prettier

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That NY school is City College of NY: basically it's their Pamantasan ng Maynila. Admission is free; as in, no entrance exams! It used to be an excellent school in the 1920s-1940s: poor man's Harvard. Pero ngayon, the students are the dregs. Kaya baka totoo ngang na-rape siya ng Itim. And how come I haven't seen Ornussa in the media in a long, long while? Has she been replaced in Borgy's life by a man?

7:26 PM  
Anonymous beatch said...

talaga?! you'd think sa dami nang ninakaw ng pamilya ni Borgy, they could afford to send him to a better school?!

well, that's something new to learn...new year's resolution ko pa naman ay to "learn something new everyday" hahahah....

Kayo ha! hindi naman ata bading or ambiguous or androgynous or anything si borgy.....tingin ko lang, pa-metrosexual -effect na siya....carry naman niya eh

oo nga...parang hindi na ata lumalabas yang ornussa na yan?! laos na ata yung babaeng yan...pang 2005 lang....parang si sarah whats-her-name-na-dating-gf-ni-borgy?

2:15 AM  
Anonymous gonzo said...

erm, you can forget about any gay fantasies you may have on borgy. the guy is as hetero as they come. i know one of his ex's. He's one horny goat, loves the girls. nothing wrong with that, we were all young once. It's called sowing your wild oats. better now than after you're married, if you ask me.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quo vadis philippines...what has become to my beloved country...gumandang imee...binabaeng borgy...sumasambang joey...

5:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God help the Philippines! Instead of jailing these bastards who stole from us, people like this stupid Joey guy continue to be fanatics. God help us all!

I hope he does turn out to be a really successful stalker. Yeah, you go get them for us!

10:11 AM  
Blogger cagliostro_fireclown said...

Heaven help us if Borgy would heed his family's calling and venture into politics...

Gotta admit, Imee Marcos wouldn't look out of place in Wisteria Lane

1:18 AM  

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