CARLOS RECOMMENDS!
STICKS AND STONES...
Wild! I have finally become important enough for Soozy to write about me. Unfortunately though, it isn't the real Soozy. Drat. I was hoping that it would be. If it was, it would have confirmed that I have finally been given the doubious honor of being accepted as part of Manille's perfumed society, and instead, I get posted in some cheezy sex scandal expose site by some showbizzy self-loathing homophobe with terrible photoshopping skills. Tsk tsk. How disappointing. The original Soozy was funny and targetted high society. This one is curt and targets a mostly lower sector of society: politicians and showbiz and - Bwahaha - Me! I have a suspicion who the characters might be behind this new blog. It's more than likely that it's some of the folks who were plastered all over the original blog who got pikon* about my Soozy recommendation.
So to this new Soozzy and the people behind it, allow me to offer this advice: First, if you want do dedicate your blog to "Manila's open secrets", please make sure they are secrets to begin with. If not, it undermines the reliability of the rest of the information on your site. Furthermore, don't be such pansies when it comes to gossip. C'mon if you want to become the touchstone of society, then you gotta learn to take it as well as you can dish it. Because when it comes to dealing with chismis there are only two ways to go about it. If it's false. DENY IT. And if it's true: THEN OWN IT. If not, then just stay home and continue to be a loser. That's all there is to it really.
*(pik´on adj. easily angered by jokes or jests, touchy)
Unfortunately, this this a family site so I cannot link to anything that is remotely porn-like. So just google soozzyhopper (an extra z from the original) on blogspot and it's there. Be careful eh? It's really graphic.
Thank you to sallad.net for the great photo and for those who emailed/texted me about the blog.
So to this new Soozzy and the people behind it, allow me to offer this advice: First, if you want do dedicate your blog to "Manila's open secrets", please make sure they are secrets to begin with. If not, it undermines the reliability of the rest of the information on your site. Furthermore, don't be such pansies when it comes to gossip. C'mon if you want to become the touchstone of society, then you gotta learn to take it as well as you can dish it. Because when it comes to dealing with chismis there are only two ways to go about it. If it's false. DENY IT. And if it's true: THEN OWN IT. If not, then just stay home and continue to be a loser. That's all there is to it really.
*(pik´on adj. easily angered by jokes or jests, touchy)
Unfortunately, this this a family site so I cannot link to anything that is remotely porn-like. So just google soozzyhopper (an extra z from the original) on blogspot and it's there. Be careful eh? It's really graphic.
Thank you to sallad.net for the great photo and for those who emailed/texted me about the blog.
posted by carlosceldran @ 4:52 PM
18 Comments:
I don't understand that some people are spending their time and energy in such low level gossip. This is sad and pathetic! Totally tasteless and disgusting.
To be honest I don't make much difference between the soozy and the soozzy.
Both of them are very stupid!
Anyway I guess you made it. You were already a VIP and now you are part of the important crowd.
You are in good company. JAIME AUGUSTO ZOBEL DE AYALA, MIKEY MACAPAGAL ARROYO, LUIS MANZANO, BEN CHAN, etc!
In one of my posts about the squatters along the railway tracks I will quote someone saying:
Train personnel show scars from rocks. That's why the conductors have screens over the glass windshields. The passenger cars have metal screens too but no glass, so wooden windows are pulled up in certain neighborhoods which are known to harbor shit throwers. Yes, some crazies wait for the train to pass so they can bombard it with poo-poo wrapped in newspapers, otherwise known as "flying saucers."
Carlos, didn't I told you that there are "unsavory characters", crazies and shit throwers in all levels of society! Once again, my sympathy goes to those guys along the railway tracks. ;-)
To be gay isn't a shocker anymore in the more liberal societies. In fact it's quite trendy. Everyone is coming OUT just to be in the "IN-crowd" even when they're not gay. To be included in that site means you're cool. Don't lose sleep over it.
take out your cherie gil monalisa smile, carlos and bring a glass of red wine.
time to say: you are nothing but a second rate, trying hard... copycat.
sabay tapon wine on the face.
that's the beauty of and problem with the internet-- anyone can be anybody, it's all anonymous.
this latest incarnation of "soozzy" seems to be particularly malevolent and mean-spirited. the other thing of course is why the obsession with homosexuality? Is she a throwback from the 1950s? who cares who is gay or not? In the 21st century is one's sexual preference really all that interesting to write about anymore? Live and let live, i say. It's kinda baduy to be so gay-fixated these days.
also, even 'soozy 1' had a writing style that contained quite a few grammatical errors, indicating that she is not from the, shall we say, 'educated class'. and there seems to be a bit of latent bitterness in her blogging as well. i reckon soozy needs a hug.
A one-and-a-half second look at the page, even if it hadnt finished downloading everything yet, was enough to tell me it was a complete waste of time. Didnt even get to the post about you.
The fella is probably getting a lot of hits now, Carlos. But I dont think it'll get a lot of return hits. It has no entertainment value at all.
Hey, let's admit that both soozy and soozzy are mean-spirited. The original was just way gutsier and crazier. The second one is obviously trying to keep new visitors from finding the cache of the original and now much-publicized blog.
But the deletion of those comments are somewhat damning. Were they really yours, Carlos?
I hope somebody does a soozygate investigation and finds the original Soozy. I'd love to know who and how they got to him/her, even more than who's gay, drugged out and being an all-out hypocrite.
I'm very sorry Carlos, it must be annoying to have someone attacking you for no reason at all. But I think that, unlike that moron, you have plenty of people that like you for who you are. I only went to two tours and you completely seduced me with your charm and warm heart. We don't care if you are married, gay, lesbian, drag queen on saturday nights or transexual. Us, tourist clients care for your good job, and no one can do it better than you! Cheer up Carlos!!! :)
The girl with Imelda's parasol. :)
I'm very sorry Carlos, it must be annoying to have someone attacking you for no reason at all. But I think that, unlike that moron, you have plenty of people that like you for who you are. I only went to two tours and you completely seduced me with your charm and warm heart. We don't care if you are married, gay, lesbian, drag queen on saturday nights or transexual. Us, tourist clients care for your good job, and no one can do it better than you! Cheer up Carlos!!! :)
The girl with Imelda's parasol. :)
Speaking of Soozy, according to Kitty Go CL is now talking to her lawyers about that blog and PEX.
Bingo with the crazies on every level sidney. Totally on the ball. The ridiculousness of their activities both an effect of their drugs of choice. For the elite shit throwers, it's coke. For the squatters, it's shabs. For the elite it's figurative. For the squatters, it's literal.
And was it wine acidboy? Parang I remember it was water.
And just a clarification for it's own sake: I was dating women before and after my gay phase in the mid nineties. I'm sure I'm not the first man in the Philippines to have tried bisexuality that's for sure (especially in their mid-20's). I'm probably just some of the few willing to admit it and make no apologies for it. After all, how can you really decide about what you want unless you've tried everything that's being offered? I hope that makes sense.
And yeah, the deleted phrases are mine. In the beginning, it was actually light and i made a few jokes with him. But when he started posting the pictures and getting rude with me, I realized this person wasn't worth my time even for schadenfreude's sake. The last ones were just me sending him curses and trying to bait him so I could figure out his identity. That I deleted immediately as well so that it would become only a private conversation between us.
By the way, if you are wondering who this new soozzy is, he/she is actually the one who posted the second anonymous post with the address. Glad to see he still logs on. But now it's a bit of a quandry. I don't link to porn but I don't like to censor either. Hmmmm.
you're right, carlos. baduy nga. bleeh.
Sidney, saw the photo. Lovely lovely shot and yes, I am very familiar with her. She sometimes makes it all the way to quiapo. Actually, she is totally NOT the class of person I'm talking about on this post all. Very different actually. This woman has the added element of mental illness in addition to the poverty.
The unsavory ones are the ones who do NOT have mental illness and can make a valid decision NOT to take shabs, NOT to stab a tourist for his wallet, NOT to train their children to beg, or NOT be a menace to society. Those people live in shanties usually, like the ones at the former maestranza, they have a minimum grade school education. I'm talking about those who can make rational decisions (no matter how minimum) about their lives. This woman lives on the street and obviously does not have her facilities together at all. There is no way I could humanly make a judgment about her.
Oh my goodness, the poor woman, why would I consider her unsavory at all? She could probably even be upper middle class who lost her way during a psychotic episode and wound up on the street. My mom's eldest brother would do that quite often actually. She could be a total victim of fate.
It's true that to an outsider, poor/lower class Filipinos might tend to look/seem the same. I hope this isn't true of you though. You totally are a local by now. There are many levels to the depressed classes too actually. Squatters still consider themselves a rank above "taong grasa" (like the lady above) or the "muslim lumads" that come in from the provinces to beg at street corners. I could tell this woman was not a threat to society, very unlike many of the ones that used to live in the Maestranza.
Decided to delete new soozzy's post with the address. He/she is already getting enough of a free ride with this post.
before you deleted the post, did you make note of the IP address? if so could you make it public and post it here?
Don't know how to find ip address. Sorry! It's not a big deal though. I am curious to see how this new soozzy pans out.
Parang water nga yung tinapon ni Cherie Gil kay Sharon Cuneta.
Also... could it be? I suspect si Bryanboy si Soozzy. Sloppy ang text, same color preferences, and a strange liking for porn. Hmmm. What do you think, Carlos? I can get a few guys together at aabangan na lang namin sa kanto.
I think someone wants us to think it's bryanboy. There are so many other people he could pick on that have wronged him than those posted there.
I actually now think it's some random stalker baduy bakla who works in advertising or something like that.
Wow just saw all this now. Looks like someone's got way too much time on their hands.
I've known Carlos since we were knee high to a grasshopper and can vouch that it was indeed a phase. Living in London, half my gang was lesbians with many of them in their experimental phases trying to figure out who they are. And these are people in their mid 30s to early 40s!
If there's one thing you should know about Carlos, he is probably the most genuine person I know. What you see is what you get. If only there were more people like him in this world. It would be a much simpler and happier place to live in.
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