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Thursday, December 17, 2009

MOMMY KNOWS BEST...

It was quite surprising to hear staunch GMA hater Manuel Buencamino try to convince his "daughter" to vote for Gilbert Teodoro in this article. Being pro Gibo myself, I thought it was nice for him to try and explain to his daughter that there is more behind the man than what is expected. Unfortunately, his brilliant daughter seems to be smarter than him (or so he portrayed), so perhaps we need a mother's point of view to iron things out here with such a cynical daughter. Hay nako.

Once you've read the original, read this new version with Mommy CARLOS butting in...

CARLOS PLAYS MOMMY TO MANUEL BUENCAMINO'S DAUGHTER...

I (Manuel Buencamino) tried to sell Gilbert Teodoro to my daughter.

“I am impressed by Gibo Teodoro’s quick and decisive reaction to the Maguindanao massacre. He displayed courageous leadership,” I said.

“Why, what did he do?”

“Plenty. He visited Vice Mayor Ismael Mangudadatu right after the massacre, went with him when he filed his certificate of candidacy for governor, and appointed him new provincial chairman of Lakas-Kampi after the Ampatuans were expelled.”

“You’re impressed that a presidential candidate took sides in a power struggle between warlords?”

OH, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE HIJA? I KNOW YOU ARE SCHOOLED. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW SINCE YOU HAVE SUCH EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE ON AN ISSUE THAT HAS BEEN KEPT DORMANT FOR DECADES IN THE RP.

HIJA. A SIDE HAD TO BE TAKEN. ONE SIDE WAS OBVIOUSLY HIDEOUSLY ABUSED AND TO WAIT LONGER AND NOT HELP A PERSON (THAT YOU KNEW BEFORE THE MASSACRE) WOULD ALSO BE A TERRIBLE SITUATION, DON'T YOU THINK? TIME IS OF THE ELEMENT.

“Why, what did the other candidates do?” I challenged her.

“The other candidates immediately called for justice for the victims and the immediate arrest of suspects. Isn’t that better than taking sides in a clan war?”

BUT HIJA, THE SUSPECTS WERE ARRESTED (PERHAPS THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN MARTIAL LAW) AND THE OPPOSING CAMP HAD TO BE PROTECTED. MR. TEODORO IS FAMILIAR WITH THE ISSUE, HE TRIED TO MEDIATE BETWEEN THE TWO FAMILIES BEFORE THE MASSACRE HAPPENED. HIJA, IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS YOU THINK. IT REALLY... REALLY... IS NOT. AND I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW CALLING FOR JUSTICE WOULD BE EFFECTIVE EXCEPT FOR WELL, CALLING FOR JUSTICE. ACTIONS ARE BETTER THAN WORDS NO? LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE.

“But isn’t it admirable that Gibo expelled the Ampatuans from Lakas-Kampi?” I asked.

“That was just a facial!”

A FACIAL? A TREATMENT TO EXFOLIATE?

“What!!!”

I was outraged by her cynicism. I decided to set the record straight.

“Lakas-Kampi said the expulsion of the Ampatuans was part of the coalition party’s cleansing process,” I said.

“Ayun, eh di facial nga!” she exclaimed.

THAT IS CALLED A COLONIC, HIJA. AND IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING WAY BEFORE THE MASSACRE. LOOK AT ALL THE OPPORTUNISTS FROM LAKAS THAT DITCHED KNOWING THAT THEY CAN'T GET THE SAME FAVORS UNDER GIBO AS THEY DID WITH GLORIA.

“He expelled the Ampatuans but kept Gloria Arroyo, her children and in-laws as party members of good standing along with other well-known crooks, warlords and human-rights violators. They are not included in the cleansing process, why?” she asked.

AH. SO GLORIA ALSO MASSACRED 56 PEOPLE? IS THE CRIME DIRECTLY RELATED TO HER NOW, HIJA? TRUE. SHE DID KEEP THEM IN POWER. BUT THEIR CODDLING CAN BE TRACED ALL THE WAY BACK TO CORY, NO? GLORIA WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE PARTY. GIBO RESPECTS THE INSTITUTION AND PARTY RULES. HE IS STRENGTHENING THE LAKAS PARTY. NOT BLOATING IT, LIKE WELL, A FEW OTHER OPPOSING CAMPS.

“Don’t draw conclusions too quickly, maybe he will expel them all.”

“And who’s going to be left in the coalition if he does that?” She laughed.

“Ramos said Gibo’s decision to expel the Ampatuans ‘seemed like withdrawal of support’ for Gloria,” I said.

“Gibo, the man who said, ‘For me now to say I will turn my back and bite the person who gave me a break will be the height of ingratitude,’ has gone rogue? C’mon….”

GRATITUDE IS A BETTER VALUE IN MY EYES, THAN BEING BALIMBING, HIJA. AND MANY MANY PEOPLE HAVE SERVED WELL UNDER QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. LIKE HOW NINOY'S DAD WAS VICE PRESIDENT UNDER THE JAPANESE. DID YOU KNOW THAT? NOW, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BLAME ALL THE ABUSES WE EXPERIENCED IN WW2 ON HIM EVEN IF HE DID KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING. WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU?

“He did it on his own,” I insisted.

“What was his position on Proclamation 1959?”

“He said he would wait for the justifications and reasons for it,” I replied.

“He was waiting for instructions,” she said.

“That’s not fair.”

“Well, Gloria already lifted martial law and he still has not told the country whether he was for or against it.”

WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT HIS STATEMENTS ARE ABOUT A SITUATION THAT HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CONTROL? HE IS NO LONGER DND SECRETARY. WHY ARE WORDS ONCE AGAIN MORE IMPORTANT THAN ACTIONS, HIJA?

“He has a mind of his own,” I repeated.

“Huh? What is his platform?”

GIBO.PH. CLICK ON HIS PLAN FOR EACH REGION OF THE PHILIPPINES

I shrugged.

She recited his platform from memory, “Ang policy ko ay ituloy ang mga programa ng administrasyon at ang pinakamalaking policy ko ay, oras na manalo ako, hihikayatin ko ang Kongreso mag-Charter change tayo—sa con-con [My policy is to continue the administration’s programs and, as soon as I win, my biggest policy will be to ask Congress for Charter change through a constitutional convention].”

BUT HIJA THE CHARTER NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. NOT JUST THE PRESIDENTIAL VIS A VIS FEDERAL BUT ALSO IN MANY OF THE OTHER ASPECTS LIKE IT'S ECONOMIC PARTS. IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT CORY'S CONSTITUTION IS FLAWED AND SET THE FRAMEWORK FOR WHY WE ARE IN THE MESS WE ARE IN TODAY. AND ONCE GLORIA STEPS DOWN, YOU THINK SHE WILL GET THE NUMBERS IN HER PARTY TO MAKE HER PRIME MINISTER, ESPECIALLY SINCE A LOT OF LAKAS FOLK HAVE GRAVITATED TOWARDS OTHER PARTIES. SHE IS TOXIC EVEN WITHIN HER OWN PARTY. A LOT OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED GLORIA HAVE NOW FLED TO OTHER PARTIES TOO, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THEM AND THE PARTY THAT ACCEPTED THEM? HMM? HIJA?

“So are you saying Gibo is Gloria’s stunt double?”

“He said it, I didn’t.”

“I’m sure he meant that he would continue the good programs of Gloria but not her shenanigans,” I explained.

“He’s going to fight corruption and hold crooks accountable?”

“Why not?”

“He is the standard-bearer of the party of corruption and impunity, doesn’t that tell you anything?”

“But he’s a nice guy,” I said.

“Yes, he’s a nice guy. Unfortunately, he fell in with a bad crowd,” she lamented. “He should have resigned from the coalition instead of expelling the Ampatuans.”

UM BAD CROWD?? MORE LIKE WHAT CROWD?? IF YOU WANT SCARY, LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER BLOATED POLITICAL PARTIES OUT THERE, HIJA. RESIGNING ONLY WOULD HAVE CREATED USELESS DRAMA AND NOT HELPED ANY SITUATION. IT'S SAD THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT CHANGES CAN HAPPEN FROM WITHIN. WHAT WOULD RESIGNING HAVE DONE? WOULD THAT ONE DRAMATIC MOVE MAKE YOU VOTE FOR HIM? HIJA. LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE. IF AN ACTION NEEDS TO BE DONE, IT HAS TO BE MORE THAN SYMBOLIC, HIJA.

“Why?”

“Because expelling the Ampatuans is a ruse if no action is taken against the little girl who created, armed and coddled them. If he does not leave the party, then he is an accomplice to the machinations to clear Gloria of any responsibility for the Ampatuans….”

THE ACTION TAKEN AGAINST HER SHOULD BE DONE BY THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM NOT MALACANANG. THE PRESIDENCY SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS A TOOL FOR REVENGE. HIJA, I'D BE MORE AFRAID OF ANY PARTY THAT PROMISES REVENGE OUTSIDE OF THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM BECAUSE THAT WAY, NOBODY WOULD BE SAFE.

ONCE AGAIN, HIJA. SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE.

“But….”

“I’m not done yet….”

“Sorry, go on.”

“As I was about to say…if he sticks with Gloria, then he validates nine years of impunity, corruption, human-rights violations and the destruction of institutions.”

“That’s harsh,” I said

“No,” she replied. “He has to be clear about Gloria. He’s either with her or against her.”

“But she is not a candidate for president.”

“All the more reason he has to prove he is not her stunt double.”

“Is there no a middle ground for him?” I asked.

“Sure, there is one. And he’s already there. It’s called limbo.”

AND LIMBO STILL HAS A CHANCE. BETTER THAN BEING IN A PARTY THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO HELL, HIJA.

O COME NA. DINNERTIME.

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank God for mommy.

3:55 AM  
Anonymous Jerome said...

It was hard to concentrate on what mommy was saying because i kept on imagining carlos in drag talking to the daughter ha ha ha ... nice try carlos ü

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know what you mean mommy about the judicial system - thats why nga the Gloria made sure puro appointees nya lahat yan e! Pero that point aside Mommy, di ba yang mga executive pardon ek ek na yan di ba hawak ng executive yan as the name implies. Like for sherrrr first order of the day ni Gibo yan once Gloria finds herself or her family or cronies in a pinch.

See the "big picture" mommy?

Haler are you there mommy?

10:16 AM  
Anonymous gabriela said...

Wow Carlos, you're so desperate. Even more, you're so delusional.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

I have a story of my own to tell. Once there was a man that toured people across old Manila. I admired this man because I thought he was a man on a mission. I thought he was a man of character. I was wrong. What I thought was a decent man had the gall to sully the good name of Cory Aquino--the Philippines’ icon of democracy, by linking this paragon of a woman to the creation of the monster Ampatuan. Such preposterous lies are not used by the decent to further their own advocacies. Or could it be just a lack of research, in which case he has no business being in his line of work? (Fr. Eliseo Mercado, a known peace advocate had already dispelled this malicious twisting of facts when he said that Cory Aquino removed Andal Ampatuan Sr., a Marcos appointee, and replaced him with Datu Bodhi Ampatuan, a non-political member of the Ampatuan clan.)

What he sees in Gibo Teodoro, I cannot fathom. Certainly I understand how some young people are easily bowled over by the presidential manner, the silver tongue, the body language and eye contact etc. But the tour guide... I thought that being a student of history himself, would have had more discernment. And this is very recent history too. Not about the Japs or the Americans, but about a Dept. of National Defense chief who was ineffectual during Ondoy and ineffectual in stemming the flow of arms to Maguindanao warlords, making his actions in Maguindanao after the massacre nothing but empty posturing.

The man that I admired hailed the DND chief's sense of gratitude and his conviction that he must not bite the hand that fed him. Pagtanaw ng utang na loob... certainly a Filipino trait to be cherished, but where does this loyalty to Gloria end? And where does loyalty to the people he promises to serve begin?

This man who has allowed himself to become a megaphone for lies and venom is a big disappointment. He spins tales and takes a lot of artistic licence on truth. He is at best a very imaginative and flamboyant storyteller. But sadly, nothing more.

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Pinoy Buzz said...

Carlos,

Seems you have a member of the yellow troll horde there.

Better install disqus commenting system so you can find out what their IPs are. I suspect it's just one or two people using alternate identities.

8:04 AM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

Pinoy Buzz.

I eat negative comments for breakfast. No need to find an IP address.

And seriously, I am like, THE ONLY Gibo person probably out there. Or at least it seems like it.

I don't know why they feel so threatened by little ol' me.

And sheryl. You give me too much credit.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

I'm not giving you too much credit, Carlos. Drop the false modesty. You do have a following and I was one of them. But it seems you are not the person I thought you were.

9:25 AM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

And it's never been a secret that I am not a great FAN of Cory's work as president. She was a noble virtuous woman - Yes, that is true. But as a president she sucked. Big time.

She was a symbol.

Just like her son. And I ain't voting for no symbols anymore. Been there. Done that. I'm moving on. :o)

1:31 PM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

Oh gosh. Really, I'm not? So sorry about that. But hey, it's up to you.

Ok. You are right. It is true. I do have a following. And frankly I really don't care if I lose any of them because I never asked for a following to begin with. Seriously. I am a street performer with a big mouth. I have no illusions about being anything else. :o) I'm not running for Mayor nor for Miss Congeniality here. I have no desire to be anybody's messiah.

And I also don't (or at least try not to)judge people by who they vote for or by who they campaign for.

Just as long as people stay positive, stick to the issues, and KEEP A SENSE OF HUMOR, I'll be OK with them if they are OK with me.

So how about trying this, Sheryl. Try to CONVINCING me that Noynoy or Villar or Gordon or whoever it is that you are voting for is the BETTER candidate instead of CONDEMNING me for my choice.

Keep it positive girl. Being a Negastar is not a good look.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Carlos,

I et you at the Ska gig in Malate some months back...Back in NZ now..I agree with you about Gibo. Unfortunately, people like Sheryl are too emotional to think rationale about who is a good candidate or not...And I am tired of shallow people who drop following your blog just because they don't agree with who you're voting for!

To Sheryl, it's just politics Mare, walang personalan!

Ow well, I still admire you for speaking your mind!

As for Sheryl? Get a Life!

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pareng Carlos Are you still Pro-GMA? just like your posts in the hello garci scandal in 2005?(I am not a fan of her,just asking OK?)

P.S when did you distance yourself from her?("Just because we aren't calling for her resignation doesn't mean we LOVE the girl.I am not Pro-Gloria,I am Just Anti-People Power 4 Get it?" March 2008)

http://celdrantours.blogspot.com/2008/02/case-of-missing-rallyists.html#comments


http://celdrantours.blogspot.com/2005/08/ahem.html#comments

7:30 PM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

I am not pro GMA. I am pragmatic GMA.

I hate her interference with the RH Bill and National Artist's awards. But I do credit her for her economic policies that allow the Philippines to still function despite the political noise and for the new train.

I don't like her for specific things and I also like her for specific things.

Is it terrible for me not to be a wholesale hater and not give credit where it is due?

12:27 AM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

I am not pro GMA. I am pragmatic GMA.

I hate her interference with the RH Bill and National Artist's awards. But I do credit her for her economic policies that allow the Philippines to still function despite the political noise and for the new train.

I don't like her for specific things and I also like her for specific things.

Is it terrible for me not to be a wholesale hater and not give credit where it is due?

12:27 AM  
Blogger blarmey said...

AH. SO GLORIA ALSO MASSACRED 56 PEOPLE? IS THE CRIME DIRECTLY RELATED TO HER NOW, HIJA? TRUE. SHE DID KEEP THEM IN POWER.

http://thinkexist.com/quotation/all_that-s_necessary_for_the_forces_of_evil_to/13223.html


BUT THEIR CODDLING CAN BE TRACED ALL THE WAY BACK TO CORY, NO?

http://noypi-ako.com/cory-ampatuan-link-poor-research-or-polluted-sources/


GIBO RESPECTS THE INSTITUTION AND PARTY RULES. HE IS STRENGTHENING THE LAKAS PARTY. NOT BLOATING IT, LIKE WELL, A FEW OTHER OPPOSING CAMPS.

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/05/29/09/fvr-rues-hasty-lakas-kampi-merger


WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT HIS STATEMENTS ARE ABOUT A SITUATION THAT HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CONTROL? HE IS NO LONGER DND SECRETARY. WHY ARE WORDS ONCE AGAIN MORE IMPORTANT THAN ACTIONS, HIJA?

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkihaveadream.htm


GRATITUDE IS A BETTER VALUE IN MY EYES, THAN BEING BALIMBING, HIJA. AND MANY MANY PEOPLE HAVE SERVED WELL UNDER QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. LIKE HOW NINOY'S DAD WAS VICE PRESIDENT UNDER THE JAPANESE.

Yes, God bless all those who choose gratitude over good; who ingratiate rather than hold accountable; who live in the happy delusion that political debts must be paid first in full before issuing dividends to The People.

Yes, God Bless Marcos who indeed served very well under ever so slightly questionable circumstances. Likewise to the Ampatuans (Allah be praised?) who gave employment to thousands, the Pinedas of Pampanga who again are eager to serve and more eager when under questionable circumstances. And God Bless Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Pol Pot of Cambodia, Stalin and Lenin, all of whom served “well” under “questionable” circumstances.

But since terrible analogies is the category for this Final Jeopardy round, you do not go home the champion for managing to make a superbly accurate analogy between the transition of responsibility from GMA to Gibo and a murderous, invading army that raped, burned, and destroyed innocent lives, and a puppet government that kept civilian uprising at bay. Kudos, katokayo.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Again I am the Guy who asked "Are you still Pro-GMA?"

Another Question:Who is the Most Corrupt President for You Mr Carlos?


Alberto

1:10 PM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

Gosh.

In perception, Erap.

More than GMA. But that's just me.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Again I am the Guy who asked "Are you still Pro-GMA?"

Sorry to Bother you Again

Who do you support/criticize in your tours and opinions other than RH Bill and why(i mean why is it worth loving/hating)? Please elaborate a bit


Have you read your past posts I gave you?

Josemaria

1:55 AM  
Blogger flower said...

more like marcos.

erap corrupt too -- more like a goon. majhong every night, using guns to make businessmen sell shares, pissing in hotel lobby plants. tsk.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Carlos

What are the issues that you support(not people) other than RH Bill(economy poverty war development etc...)

Josemaria

4:36 PM  
Blogger carlosceldran said...

Gosh Josemaria.

Way to many to mention.

I support Charter Change, LGBT rights, HIV/AIDS prevention, the promotion of secularism in Philippine society, etc.

I support The RH bill because it will give the most vulnerable sectors of RP the right to plan their own family and give access to the technology to do it. Right now, rich people can buy contraceptives freely. That is just completely unfair. Rich people can plan their family but the govt condemns the poor not to simply because the Church says so. It's really an offensive situation.

And yes, I have read the posts. Thanks for sending them to me.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you ask me I just disagree with some of your opinions(I respect yours)

Anyway Where were you at edsa dos?

Why do you support Gibo who i think is Gloria's corrupt puppet?(Why not noynoy viliar etc...)

Josemaria

7:50 PM  
Blogger André said...

If you hate GMA for interfering with the RH bill, then why do you support Gibo, who has flip-flopped on it? I know you're a very staunch advocate of the bill.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Carlos!

I happened to catch one of those presidential debates on ANC, the one held in UST. I must say I admire Gibo for answering the GMA-loyalty question head-on. He said, among other things (it was a very eloquent, articulate, and concise answer-under 2 mins!) that once you're president, "gawin mo na ang dapat gawin kasi presidente ka na e." (or something to that effect). It was said simply but I realized it's true--why would you be bullied by anyone if you're already the one running the show?

this maybe a very convincing post but i implore everyone to watch as many of these debates with an OPEN mind. LISTEN. while you're at it, take time to wikipedia the candidates and READ. give star-gazing at political ads a rest. too much TV can be bad.

8:52 PM  

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