THE BATTLE OF THE BRUJAS (tm)...This is really old, but nevertheless, it's still good.
Now what would happen if we pit Imelda Marcos and Leona Helmsley against one another over a pair of shoes?
Log onto the defunct grudgematch.com and check out what ensues. And even though it was all written in the late 1980's, (the Marcos funeral, Mike Tyson, and Liz Taylor perfume references being a dead giveaway), the humor still has legs today. The word Filipino is also spelled in many interesting ways throughpout. So brush the dust off this site and prepare to waste at least ten minutes of your day.
My bets were on Leona. Sorry, Madame.
CLICK HERE.
And guess whooooooo's baaaack? It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a pig in the sky. It's Malu Fernandez. Ever unremorseful with no hint of her past troubles, check out her latest entries on how to relieve yourself from the heartbreak of gluttony and hangovers in last Monday's Manila Standard.
Wala lang. Frankly, I don't care. But I just like to stir sh**.
Everyone. Read her article here:
Then vent your anger here:
Kamahalan Publishing Corporation
Manila Standard Today
Leyland bldg., Railroad cor. 21st
streets, Port Area, Manila
Trunk line: 527-8351 to 55
Central desk
Direct lines: 5274011, 5274126
Trunk line: local 208, 209, 210
Fax numbers: 527-2059, 524-6649
mst@manilastandardtoday.com
Thanks watergirl for sending Leona - Imelda and riain for the Malu update.
Now back to work.
